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Episodes
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2-year Anniversary
· 1 h 12 min
Tonight, on a very special episode of Twaddling Along, the boys face their most harrowing, life-altering confrontation yet: mandatory self-reflection. To mark two full years of senseless rambling, Danny, Jake, and Josh sit down for an emotionally raw, unsparing look in the mirror. Watch through tears as Danny grapples with the ruthless burden of being a "Commander," witness Jake battle the overwhe...
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Mass Moral Panics
· 1 h 06 min
Grab your flashlights and hide the Tootsie Rolls, because on this episode of Twaddling Along, we’re diving headfirst into America’s favorite autumn ritual: X-raying Snickers bars and suspecting the sweet old lady down the street of being a black-market cyanide distributor! Join us as we dissect the glorious, sugar-fueled mass moral panic of poisoned Halloween candy—a collective madness so potent i...
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2026 Halloween Extravaganza
· 1 h 02 min
In this spooktacular round-up episode, the boys dive into four of history’s eerie, head-scratching mysteries—from the 1855 Devil’s Footprints that scaled vertical walls and crossed 100 miles of snow overnight, to the 1944 Mad Gasser of Mattoon who sent a small town into paralyzed panic, down into the Appalachian hills for the 1897 Greenbrier Ghost whose spectral testimony convicted her killer husb...
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The Constitution
· 56 min
Join the Patriotic Pack of three as we revisit the sweltering, high-stakes summer of 1787. In this episode of Twaddling Along, we pull back the curtain on the Philadelphia Convention to discover how fifty-five brilliant, deeply flawed men fought, bargained, and ultimately united to build a nation. Beyond the closed shutters and long nights at the local tavern lay an audacious experiment in self-go...
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Mid Life Crises
· 1 h 01 min
This week on Twaddling Along, the gang dives into the existential tailspins of Quarter-Life and Mid-Life Crises, comparing the distinct fine art of panicking over your career choices in your twenties via an anxious sourdough starter versus panicking in your forties by buying a leather jacket and suddenly caring way too much about lawn aeration. From the universal delusion that running a half-marat...
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Alien Abductions
· 1 h 06 min
This week on Twaddling Along, the boys tackle the eerie phenomenon of alien abductions, though the real mystery might be happening right inside the studio. A thoroughly terrified Danny sits white-knuckled and plotting exit routes for every mysterious noise, while Jake remains entirely unfazed and offering cool, bemused commentary on tractor beams and cattle mutilations. Meanwhile, Josh’s suspicio...
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History of Foods
· 1 h 02 min
If you thought one episode about us was enough, think again. Here at Twaddling Along, it truly is all about us. We're doubling down with another self-focused episode, but we’re adding a pinch of history to keep it classier. This week, we explore our favorite foods and trace where they actually came from. Expect deep dives, historical culinary origins, and everything from ancient Aztec recipes to m...
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Our Favorite Things—Eat Your Heart Out Julie Andrews
· 1 h 05 min
Consumerism, Materialism, and pure, unfiltered Capitalism. That’s what Danny thought this episode was going to be about—a cold, ruthlessly efficient breakdown of commodities. But then his brothers went and got all sappy on him. This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we’re opening up our personal vaults and talking about a few of our favorite things. We’re tracing the fine line between junk and...
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True Monsters
· 1 h 04 min
Frankenstein’s monster. Dracula. George W. Bush. Sure, those fictional horrors keep us up at night, but the real-life history behind them is, dare I say, way more terrifying. On this week’s Twaddling Along Podcast, we’re opening the vault on actual historical impalements, failed corpse reanimation, and aristocratic socialites who had absolutely no chill. Strap in, Twaddlers.
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Animals on Trial
· 59 min
Picture this: a court stenographer, a judge in a powdered wig, a defense attorney... and a goat on the witness stand. Welcome to Twaddling Along! This week, we’re exploring the bizarre history of animal trials and tort reform. We’re talking real courtrooms, real judges, and very real legal action taken against non-human defendants. Put on your barrister wig, grab a oversized gavel, and let’s dive...
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Strange Ways to Eliminate Stress in Your Life
· 1 h 06 min
Had a hard day at work? The spouse getting on your nerves? The kids conquering small subcontinents in Southeast Asia? Well, do we have some tricks for you! This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we try our best to de-stressify our lives the only way we know how…STRANGELY. From walking slow to breaking things to cafes full of crying people, we want you to be happy, and gosh darn it, we are...
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American Conspiracies
· 1 h 06 min
Coming to you from the Twaddling Along Headquarters (our parents’ basement) we are feeling especially patriotic today. On this, the 250th year of our independence from the dastardly English, we feel deeply connected to this native land of ours. And to celebrate, we’ve decided to question everything. Is America the land of the free, or a land of secrets? Did the Illuminati sabotage the turkey to ke...
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George Washington
· 1 h 13 min
Happy 250th Anniversary, America. The Twaddling Along Trio crank up their definitely not OSHA‑approved time machine and drop in on George Washington, from his early days as an overly confident British Major to his reluctant‑revolutionary era to his post‑presidency stint as a whiskey mogul. Josh digs up facts no one asked for, Jake tries to draw Washington and somehow invents new Founding Fathers,...
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Near Death Experiences
· 57 min
This one goes deep, folks. We’re talking about death and taking a swing at that impossible question: What actually happens after we die? What qualifies us to tackle it? Absolutely nothing. And absolutely no one. But that’s never stopped us before. So we dive into the wild patterns of near‑death experiences, the stories of people who’ve brushed the edge, and the strange, stubborn hope that keeps s...
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Tricksters
· 1 h 07 min
This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we enter into an ancient world of human myth and legend as we talk about tricksters. From Loki to Coyote, from things that go bump in the night to mongooses demanding bacon…or is it mongeese. Also, Danny confuses Idris Elba with Chiwetel Ejiofor, Josh gets distracted, and Jake almost kills Josh. All that and more.
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Historical Conspiracies
· 1 h 04 min
We are suspicious. Very suspicious. We don’t think that ANYTHING is true…except for our love for our listeners. The true conspiracy is how you continue to put up with our Twaddling. Join us this week as we go back to some historical conspiracy theories. Also, go back and listen to your favorite.
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Strange Neurological Happenings
· 1 h 05 min
Have you ever thought you were dead? Has your hand worked independently from your brain? Have you ever sought treatment for the inability to perceive…ANYTHING? This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we delve into the spooky world of the brain, and when it goes wrong….really wrong. Will Danny’s left hand stop the podcast early? Will Jake suddenly go face-blind? Will Josh have every symptom...
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Campfire Tales
· 1 h 01 min
We tell campfire stories…Twaddling Along Style. What does that mean? Well, we ramble on for far too long, make up convoluted stories, have to edit out large blocks of video, and in general just twaddle about for an hour. Hooray for us. Also, Aesop ain’t got anything on our fables.
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Animal Espionage
· 1 h 08 min
We’re back after a 2-week, 2-day absence (my fault). This week, we delve deeply into the spy world… the animal spy world that is. Are Pigeons bugging you? Well, they might actually be bugging your phone lines. Are Squirrels secretly traveling to D.C. with audio equipment? Will a Polish Bear ever get the rank of sergeant? All that and more on this week’s Twaddling Along Podcast.
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The Excuses We Give Our Wives
· 1 h 01 min
My tummy hurts … I was going to get to it … I don’t see it … you do it so much better than me. This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast we throw every husband under the bus spectacularly. I mean, there is no going back gentleman, its time to pack it up and accept that we all deserve to be on the couch for a few days. To all you women out there putting up with us, we’re sorry.
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Shadow People
· 1 h 09 min
You wake up and find yourself trapped in your own body. The room is quite, but you have the unsettling feeling that you may not be alone. You desperately look around for help only to find a shadow lurking in your doorway. You can only make out one thing on it, its anime convention style hat. That’s right Twaddling Afficionados, the trio delves deeply into the truly spooky and somewhat unsettling...
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Niagara Falls
· 1 h 06 min
Behold the majesty of the Lady Columbia with her mountain’s of majesty hued in purple, her laden soil of green, and some idiot trying to survive going over a waterfall. That’s right, peeps and pals alike, this week the Twaddling Along Trio tackles the thunderous all-American (minus the Canadian side) Niagara Falls. We talk about the survivors, those not so fortunate, the future and the past of t...
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Meditation
· 1 h 01 min
You find yourself in a sunny field, surrounded by falling leaves of a nearby tree. You allow yourself to see all your problems fall like the leaves. Then…The Twaddling Along Trio comes in and RUIN EVERYTHING. That’s right listeners, today we are diving and delving into the world of ooohmmms and lotus positions as we talk about meditation. Do you meditate? Do you want to meditate? Well, find...
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Ghost’s From Early America
· 1 h 11 min
Raise your banners boys, its time to get spooky AND historical. On this week’s Twaddling Along Podcast Jake takes us back to the Revolutionary War to talk about the spooks, sprites, ghosts and ghoulies. Of course, we start off by Josh telling us a story about jabbing Danny in a dream and laughing, and we just devolve from there.
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The 1893 World’s Fair
· 1 h 06 min
Once upon a time, in a land much like our own, people came together and created something great, marvelous, and epic. It was meant to showcase a country on the rise and the grit of a people determined to rise from literal ashes. And then, it burned again. Today we’re talking about the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago, and it’s a fun one. Cracker Jack, Aunt Jemima, refrigeration, serial killers, politi...
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The Scores We Keep
· 1 h 09 min
It starts by counting your steps to the bathroom, and ends with you ramming your car into a slower driver because you know best. This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we talk about that internal scoreboard that you set up for yourself every day. Are you racing against yourself to get out the door? Are you secretly writing the best emails in the office? Are you competing with your brothers...
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Giants
· 1 h 10 min
No…You are not dreaming. We are back after a whirlwind of a vacation down in Florida. Do we talk about the record crowds, the arctic winds, the disease and suffering we went through? Maybe for like a minute. But for the rest of the time we ignore our own story and focus completely on the worldwide myth of giants. Are they fallen angels? Are they just mutants of nature? Can Josh find a way to...
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The Olympic Marathon of 1904
· 1 h 01 min
It's that time of year when you start making goals for yourself. Well…The Twaddling Along Trio is also thinking about how to better ourselves, too. We thought we’d try our hand at running a marathon, until we came across this absolutely crazy story on how a marathon can go REAL bad. Join us as we delve into a past that includes rat poison, stolen peaches, drunk Cubans, cutoff shorts, cheating,...
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Relationship Advice with the Trio
· 1 h 12 min
Happy New Years Twaddlers! This week, on a very special episode of Twaddling Along, we decide to give unsolicited advice about marriage. What’s our credentials? We don’t have any, so take everything with more than one grain of salt. In this episode you will find that Jake hates dishes, Josh chokes on hair, and Danny is hoping he’s not sleeping in the dog house. Its a fun one.
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Time Slips
· 1 h 07 min
Happy Auld Lang Syne and welcome to 2026 fellow Twaddlers! On this year ending episode, the boys delve into the rather spooky, sometimes terrifying tales of time slips. What would you do if you were shot backwards (or forwards) in time. As a side activity for this week’s episode, see if you can see how many time slips you can hear on the episode, because we had to edit out LOTS of coughing.
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